theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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