Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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