READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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