Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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