def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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