Old men and throwing up are my life now.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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