so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You know, be my cock's hype man.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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