I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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