That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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