quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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