all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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