you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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