dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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