I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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