nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
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