At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
So. Much. Porn.
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