sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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