Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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