I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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