i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
