Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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