just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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