he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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