there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Randomize
