I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
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I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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