Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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