Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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