C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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