Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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