i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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