Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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