Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Semen is not good for contacts.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
there is glitter all over my balls
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