you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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