So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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