dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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