..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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