Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
North Korea, Best Korea!
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Ketchup is God's man juice
bring money and cleavage
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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