I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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