is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
im on a boat
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