I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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