Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
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i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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