How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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