Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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