Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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