Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Girls should come with a carfax report
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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