some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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