she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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