Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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