Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
PANTIES FOUND
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