My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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