i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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