my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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