Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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found the other keg... it's in the tree
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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