I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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